The Douchevahkiin

Huum... Hello?

Eh eh eh... I still remember how HUMILIATED he feels when I caught him in Dragonsreach... Oooh, sweet memory!

DAFUQ I am licking?

Being the Dragonborn, the Harbinger, the Archmage and all does not mean you're able to build a house... Fortunately, I built it in a forest next to a lake... We have all the place we need... if you know what I mean!

From what I hearded I was the best to become the Archmage... I'm afraid to ask the other mages about their magic skills...

One day or an other, I promise to kick his ass...

Bend will is actually a pretty useful dragon shout. Especially when a dragon makes fun at you for not being able to fly. Thanks Miraak and Old Mora, you shouldn't have!

Okay... I have an armor from a thief and an assassin guild, some dadric weapons and all but... That doesn't mean I'm a homicidal maniac who steals everything she finds on her way and sacrifices innocents to Daedras... Right?

Still don't know why he refused...